This just in...American hostages have been released after 8 years of negotiations and public outrage.
Texas authorities have been notified that their village idiot, who hijacked two presidential elections and ripped the Constitution to shreds, is to be returned in 76 days after being debriefed by top officials. Texas was warned to keep him on a tighter leash.
Investigations are expected as the Nation braces for the real shit to hit the fan once his small band of cronies are booted from their offices and the Truth is uncovered.
Texas authorities have been notified that their village idiot, who hijacked two presidential elections and ripped the Constitution to shreds, is to be returned in 76 days after being debriefed by top officials. Texas was warned to keep him on a tighter leash.
Investigations are expected as the Nation braces for the real shit to hit the fan once his small band of cronies are booted from their offices and the Truth is uncovered.
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